joe_koz_MI Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 08:08PM


I'm not going to be the one putting the candle in it!

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 27, 2005 04:33AM

Ya, that's only been emailed to me 10 times, thanks for sharing..

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 27, 2005 08:58PM

LOL !!!

shaDEz Report This Comment
Date: October 28, 2005 09:11AM

LMFAO

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: October 28, 2005 08:31PM

Seniors' Halloween...



You know you are too old to
Trick or Treat when:


10. You get winded from knocking
on the door.
9. You have to have another kid
chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy
bar in your bag, you lose your
balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick
or ...." and can't remember the rest.



4. By the end of the night, you have
a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a
costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in
the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors
should not go Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 29, 2005 04:42AM

now that's a big pumpkin. Wouldn't wont to carve that one

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 22, 2007 09:31PM

that's what you call making yourself the "butt" of all jokes!!